Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...