Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...