Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...