Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...