What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...