Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...