What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...