Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...