Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...