Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...