Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....