Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...