Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...