The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!