Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...