Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...