What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...