yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...