The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...