The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...