Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...