Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...