A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...