A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...