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The hunting season
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Irish jokes in a pub
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Mickey Moose!
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How many women does…?
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Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Bees
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