African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...