Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...