Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...