Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...