Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Grasshopper than a cricket
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Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
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Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
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Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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