Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.