Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Airplanes running operating systems
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Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
How to speak Southern
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