Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...