Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...