What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...