HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.