Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...