Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...