Leave them to slug it out!
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50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive