The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.