yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...