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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Everyone Is Busy
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Write on the bottom of shoes
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If PCs Were Toasters…
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Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
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