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Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Confucius say…
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A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
New University Promos
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Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...