Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...