Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...