Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...