Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...