Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...