EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...