Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...