Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...